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A Thread: He-Gassen: The Japanese Fart Competition
He-Gassen (The Fart Competition) is a scroll by unknown artist(s) from The Edo Period of Japan. That is the facts that will be laid out in this thread. The rest is the scroll as I read it in a how to format. wikiHOW to FART COMPETITION 1) First the village elders must discuss where to get the konjac (Japanese yams). This is a mundane but important part of any good Fart Competition. 2) The collecting of said yams and more discussion on how to cook them. 3) Invites must go out. Usually word of mouth works best. 4) Cook and consume the yams. 5) Start letting them rip. 6) Prepare to use what you can to combat the wind blowing your way. 7) This includes, but isn't limited to, using fans to force the fanny fog back on it's dealer. 8) Always avoid getting downwind of Bob. Bob's fecal fume can eat through just about anything. 9) Let everyone in on the ...
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